• I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...

    ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

    ...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

    ...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

    ...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.

    ...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

    ...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

    ...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

    ...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

    ...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

    ...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

    ...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

    ...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

    ...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

    ...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.

  • I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...<br /> <br /> ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.<br /> <br /> ...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.<br /> <br /> ...my assistant began responding to my memos with, &quot;Yeah, whatever.&quot;<br /> <br /> ...I got a &quot;It&#039;s for you loser&quot; wav receiving e-mail, &amp; not a chime.<br /> <br /> ...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.<br /> <br /> ...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.<br /> <br /> ...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.<br /> <br /> ...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.<br /> <br /> ...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.<br /> <br /> ...my secretary sez things like &quot;Get the phone, my nails aren&#039;t dry.&quot;<br /> <br /> ...three people began helping me write a &quot;desk manual&quot; for my job.<br /> <br /> ...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.<br /> <br /> ...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.<br /> <br /> ...the receptionist began saying &quot;Who ???&quot; to anyone calling on me. : Shorten, Share, Bookmark