• A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10
    husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please
    be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

    "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
    married ten times.?"

    "Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
    great it was going to be.

    "Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
    was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back
    with me.

    "Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked
    out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    "Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
    order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    "Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
    wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
    the-art method.

    "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
    wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    "Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
    sure how to position it.

    "Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

    "Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

    "Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.

    " But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

    "Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?



    "Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"..

    This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."

  • A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10<br /> husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to &quot;Please<br /> be gentle; I&#039;m still a virgin&quot;.<br /> <br /> &quot;What?&quot; said the puzzled groom. &quot;How can that be if you&#039;ve been<br /> married ten times.?&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how<br /> great it was going to be.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it<br /> was suppose to function; but he said he&#039;d look into it and get back<br /> with me.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked<br /> out diagnostically but he just couldn&#039;t get the system up.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the<br /> order, he didn&#039;t know when he would be able to deliver.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he<br /> wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of<br /> the-art method.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he<br /> wasn&#039;t sure whether it was his job or not.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never<br /> sure how to position it.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.<br /> <br /> &quot;Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was..... God I miss him.<br /> <br /> &quot; But now that I&#039;ve married you, I&#039;m so excited&quot;.<br /> <br /> &quot;Wonderful&quot;, said the husband, &quot;but why?<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> &quot;Your&#039;re with the &quot;GOVERNMENT&quot;..<br /> <br /> This time I KNOW I&#039;M gonna get screwed.&quot; : Shorten, Share, Bookmark