• The 5th Affair:

    Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

    He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

    "There's no need to," his wife replied.

    "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

    "I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

  • The 5th Affair: <br /> <br /> Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.<br /> <br /> He looked up and said weakly, &quot;I have something I must confess.&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;There&#039;s no need to,&quot; his wife replied.<br /> <br /> &quot;No,&quot; he insisted, &quot;I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;I know, I know,&quot; she replied. &quot;Now just rest and let the poison work.&quot; : Shorten, Share, Bookmark