• A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that heâs going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

    "My darling," he writes, "it looks like weâre going to be apart for a very long time. Already Iâm starting to miss you and weâre constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptationâs terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

    His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why donât you learn to play this?"

    Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I canât wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

    But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, letâs see how well you play that harmonica."

  • A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that heâs going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.<br /> <br /> &quot;My darling,&quot; he writes, &quot;it looks like weâre going to be apart for a very long time. Already Iâm starting to miss you and weâre constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptationâs terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them.&quot;<br /> <br /> His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, &quot;Why donât you learn to play this?&quot;<br /> <br /> Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. &quot;Darling&quot; he says, &quot;I canât wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!&quot;<br /> <br /> But she stops him with a wave of her hand. &quot;First, letâs see how well you play that harmonica.&quot; : Shorten, Share, Bookmark